LOL! I hope this won't be me and DH when we're retired :)
I could add # 16 - He walks around behind me, looking over my shoulder at everything I'm looking at. Then he asks me, "what do you want that for?" And I answer, "I'm not going to buy it. I'm just looking at it." Then he rolls his eyes at me, and I roll my eyes at him. We've been married less than 2 years, but already I pretty much refuse to go shopping with him. (He's wonderful in so many other ways, it's a small sacrifice.)