That is so funny but I can really feel for you. I've been asked to stand tippie toe so they can get you all in. I'll bet that maint. guy didn't know where to put himself. I believe when the dope came back and especially 2 hrs later and said she forgot me when I'd get free she had better run for her life but I like what you did. really not funny but you can't not laugh. When is your next mammo? Ha. Sue