Originally Posted by TonnieLoree
I always told my daughters that "momma's don't fart, they just play music." One day the inevitable happened in line at a grocery store. My oldest one, Mia, said "momma, you need to change your tune."
I think this is the best one!
My second husband (my DD stepfather) had a saying, "Eat it, it's good for you. It will make you poop!" I kept telling him that was not the thing to say to a 5-6-7-8 year old.... So one night as we were at a Spaghetti supper sponsored by his mothers church guess what came out of my DD's mouth as she passed the lettuce salad to him? Yep, you got it! The best part was the gentleman that played the organ and his wife were sitting right across the table from us...... I never heard him say that again....