My mom, sister and I were out at a quilt show in the US so my dad, brother-in-law and my brother were all watching my niece. They decided to go and do some Skeet shooting. My niece was 4 and she is a very intelligent for her age and asked questions. SO the boys told her that they were practicing for when they go duck hunting. Well later that day we had asked the boys to meet us for dinner in the US since we live on the border its not a big deal. They pulled up to customs and answered all the questions and as they are pulling away with the windows still down, my niece yelled out "Shoot him Grandpa, Shoot him!"
We all still laugh at that story all the time. Good thing the customs guys didn't hear it!