My sister's grand son, Jacob came for a visit. They were all at the table, when my sister noticed that Jacob was only eating from one side of his plate. She told him, Jacob, eat your food from the other side. Jacob, immediately got up picked up his plate and went around to the other side of the table. Boy did they get a laugh out of that.
#2 My oldest son was 2 or 3 when he was spending the day with his grand parents, My Mom was hanging clothes upstairs on the back porch when she had to nail up another clothes line. She dropped the hammer . My son came running down the stairs crying and holding his head. My Dad asked him what was going on. He said,,"Grandma hit me in the head with her hammer and it hurts like hell." Dad had to turn his head away to keep him from seeing him laugh, but he didn't succeed. My son, put his hands on his hips and asked, What are you laughing at? It's my head that got hit."