step 1: wake up
step 2: make coffee
step 3: pour coffee
step 4: start computer
step 5: drink coffee
step 6:log onto board
step 7: start reading board
step 8: get more coffee
step 9: follow more threads and links
step 10: "used coffee break"
step 11: switch to margaritas
step 12: tell hubby please order take out