Just the other day, my order totaled $3.88. I handed the clerk a 5 dollar bill and before I could say that I had the 88¢ change, he had entered the amount tendered into the register.
I wanted to give him the 88¢ to lighten the load in my purse, so I did.
He gave me that "deer in the headlights" look, and stammered, Uh, so that would be like $2 in change, right?
I just winked and said yes. Alex, wherever you are...bless your little heart.