ATD-at the doctor,
BFF-best friend fell,BTW-bring the walker,
BYOT-bring your own teeth,
FWIW -forgot where I was,
GGPBL- gotta go, pacemaker battery low,
GHA-got hemmoroids again,
IMHO-is my hearing aid on?,
LMDO-laughing my dentures out,
OMMR-on my massage recliner,
ROFLACGU-rolling on the floor laughing and can't get up,
TTML-talk to me louder.