Erma Bombeck has a humor contest. Work on this story line toward her guidelines and you have a WINNER !! Even after all your renovations are done !! This is funny ! Find the HUMOR, find a HOLIDAY INN EXPRESS, you can even get breakfast to refresh your frayed nerves !!
Great write ! Sorry for your distress. Breath, I knew neighbors that divorced after a kitchen renovation. The last straw as what kind of knobs!!!
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Ellen