Originally Posted by CoyoteQuilts
I have heard this one before. I just wish I had been smart enough to do this with mine :)
LOL... I'm with u.. I had a mishap with a box of my kids joke itching powder and the vaccum cleaner while standing near the new kingsize mattress soon to be exhusband INSISTed he ( & his new GF) receive in the divorce..... I felt terrible!!! LOL......
I made sure on my last day I applied a nice heavy dose of icey hot( did u know that dries clear and leaves no aroma??-- I did...) in the crotch of every pair of neatly folded underwear, pants, and armpits of every neatly hunt shirt in the closet....
A GF went with me to the magazine stand and pulled subscribtion cards out and signed him up with " bill me later" to every gay magazine we could find....
awwwww the good ole days... glad they are behind me...