"You have purchased the virtual quilt of warmth. This quilt should be worn over your shoulders, bathing you in perpetual and virtual warmth of the variety that only human kindness can deliver. The wearer of this quilt will also be blessed with the ability to bestow kindness unto others in need".
Think that will sell? I imagine a yellow quilt.
I was not surprised to see that the virtual art was purchased by the same woman that sold her soul on E-Bay (for a measly $100).