The quips are:
1 - A messy house is the sign of a happy quilter.
2 - A fat quarter has fewer calories than a hot fudge sundae.
3 - She who dies with the most fabric wins.
4 - No outfit is complete without a few threads.
5 - When I learned how to quilt I forgot how to cook.
6 - Will quilt for food.
7 - I'm a quilter and my house is in pieces.
8 - Blessed are the children of quilters for they shall inherit the quilts.