Too funny!!1 I do remember all those rules and followed them faithfully, until my DH retired and took over the laundry duties while I worked. I now have drying racks I put on my deck and hang my laundry on them. I bought a nice tall one especially for my sheets; they fit perfectly folded in half. The only diff with the old days is that I don't iron anything; if you hang it properly it won't need ironing.