I'm sorry to have offended anyone. Thinking the first part was just a joke, I made a comment I shouldn't have made. Unfortunately, I've found on this board, one can't delete their own post upon finding out they may have offended someone, so I offer this.
I publicly apologize for hurting anyone's feelings, and I will not post again. There is far too much pain in this world to be causing pain over a bad joke.
Sorry I can't just delete the post. This will have to do.