We were watching the movie 'Beethoven' at the movies and when the St Bernard dog ran up the stairs into the bedroom covered in mud and jumped on the bed I gasped out WAY TOO LOUD ... 'Nooooo not on that beautiful quilt'
Even though it was dark, I wanted the floor to open up. Everyone laughed but I didn't want the lights to come on and reveal my identity.
I always scan scenes in movies for quilts on beds, walls, over the back of chairs etc more than watching the actual movie itself.