Ole and Lena had been married for many years and Ole died. The editor of the local newspaper called Lena and asked if she wanted an obituary. Lena asked how much it would cost and the editor told her it was $2 a line. Okay, said Lena, just say,"Ole died"
"We have to say more than that", said the editor,"Ole has been a member of the community for a long time and has many friends. Tell you what. I'll charge you $2 for two lines".
"Okay", said Lena,"Say dis. Ole died. Boat for sale".