I'm a nanny for two children. Yesterday morning, being Friday, I didn't have a great selection of clean clothes for myself to choose from. I ended up with green pants and a black & pink shirt. I finished it off with green socks with frogs on them. Not horrible, but not exactly matching either.
Once at work, my pants got a huge hole in the seat. Fortunately, I didn't have to take them outside. When the mom came home 1/2 way through the day, she gave me a beach sarong to cover myself up. It was bright orange with blue, purple, and yellow flowers. When I saw myself in the mirror, I looked pretty ridiculous! Sasha, the 15-month-old, loved the sarong with all the fringes. So we had to tie a scarf around her tush as well. She was wearing purple and got a purple scarf.
Then DH came to pick me up. When I got into the car, he asks, "Why did you run so fast to get to the car?"
This just happened yesterday, but I think I'll be laughing about it for a while.