Originally Posted by butterflywing

got plenty of chairs on the back deck. that was the fern deck with the splinters. also chairs on the screened porch. how many tushes do you have, anyway?

the cabana boy can serve you mineral water with a straw, a lime slice and a little umbrella.

but pina coladas are much, much better. or, for you southern gals, how about a mint julep?