LOL. Here's a remedy for you.
I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!!!!
...It's the shampoo I use in the shower!
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
"FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY." ..NO wonder I have been gaining weight!!!
Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soapinstead.
Its label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE." Problem solved!
If I don't answer the phone...I'll be in the shower!