During my high school years my mother and I were chatting and she said something that could have been taken a tiny bit off color...(back in the 50's we didn't hear much of that sort of stuff) and I said something back that might have implied that I had taken it the "wrong way", so she told me to "get your mind out of the gutter".
Out of nowhere came my response, "I'm trying, Mom, but the walls are so slippery I keep sliding back down!"
:shock: We both had a great laugh.