Ok here is one. Don't judge me. I married into this mess.
My husband killed a snake at our camp. He told me we had to burn the body at sundown or the snakes family would infest our camp. ( in retribution of the death I suppose). I told him there was not way I was roasting marshmellos over dead snake smoke so he would have to deal with the vengefull snake clan. Well I had me marshmellos and then he burned the dead snake and sure enough we had a whole colony of snakes infest our wood pile. I will never live this one down.