don't even ask what i weigh! i could carry both of you on my shoulders, if i had shoulders, which i don't. just a big chest and a big a** . i'm 5'3", shorty!
i make my clothes. when i make a long dress, i'll give you little peep-holes to look out through. and a little tail-flap. you'll be nice and warm down there. in glass slippers, of course.