Old 08-10-2011, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by be a quilter
Originally Posted by ptquilts
My stepmother had a few good ones.

If you drop a fork, company's coming. A knife, it will be a man, a spoon, a woman.

If you hit your mother, your hand will stick out of your grave.
lol Will have to go check out the cemetaries.
Try that on Halloween!!! Should be some fun!!
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