LOL!
When my DH found out how much a longarm costs he nearly fainted. After seeing me struggeling for years trying to quilt on my domestic machine he suprised me with one. I didn't know he started saving money for it and it took him a few years to do it. Luckily the kids left the nest and I had a place to put it. Don't give up hope......you may someday be wonderfully surprised also.