I am not being bad...really...but,
There is a line of patterns called "Sewing for Dummys". These are geared to the beginning garment sewer, not a dingaling.
I used this to teach a girlfiends daughter how to construct a garment. She wanted to start with a prom dress...I made her try this first and then we could go on.
I'm sure you will be able to master these and any other patterns. :thumbup: