This is funny. My 17 yr old boy, told me that my jeans were granny pants. I asked why and he said because they covered my belly button. I laughed and told him that I was over 40 and a mom and his reply was we're going shopping cause you don't look that old. Not sure if it was a compliment or not. But I did find a pair that were still modest. No plumbers crack or thong showing here.