Funny...little trip to Lowes and he can have some real chair feet.....
Better yet, cover his little bottles and caps with a super flowery print (like you'd see for a baby mitt. Pad the bottom of it and then tie it up with a real purdy bow.
Of course you could make him some "manly" feet covers too (along with a nice padded cushion?)...just to let him know you are thinking about him every time he sees that pitiful chair.