okay got some more for you I googled these and how they would say them in London. Honestly its a whole new language.
Ayrton Senna - Tenner (ten pound note)
Bacon and Eggs - Legs i.e., She's got a lovely set of Bacons. Barn Owl (Barney) - Row (argument) 'Ad a Barney with me Artful 'cos 'e refused to give me my Ayrton's.
Barnet Fair - Hair - She's just got her Barnet chopped.
Boat Race - Face -Smashed 'im in the Boat.
Battle Cruiser - Boozer (off license)
Bread and Honey - Money -He's got loads of Bread.
Britney Spears - Beers - Give us a couple of Britney's will ya?
Brown Bread- Dead - He's Brown Bread.
Bubble Bath - Laugh - You're 'avin' a Bubble.
Butcher's Hook - Look - Take a Butcher's at that!
Chevy Chase Face - He fell on 'is Chevy. in other words he has done well.
China Plate - Mate- How are you, me old China?
Christian Slater - Later-- See ya Slater.
Cream Crackered Knackered (tired/broken) I'm Cream Crackered!
Currant Bun - Sun - The Currant Bun's hot today.
Daisy Roots - Boots - 'Ere, put on yer Daisies.
Dicky Bird - Word - He hasn't said a Dicky in hours.
Dog and Bone - Phone -She's always on the Dog.
Donkey's Ears - Years - Ain't seen you in Donkeys.
Dudley (Dudley Moore) - A score, - or 20 pounds - Loan me a Dudley?
Frog & Toad - Road - I was walking down the Frog...
Half Inch - Pinch (steal) - Someone's half-inched me Ayrton. (tenner)
Ham'n'cheesy - Easy - Ham'n'cheesy does it.
Hank Marvin - Starving -(hungry) I'm Hank Marvin.
Jam Jar - Car - Me Jam Jar's Cream Crackered.
Jimmy Riddle - Piddle (urinate) - I really need to go for a Jimmy.
Joanna- Piano - He's great on the Joanna.
Lady Godiva - Fiver - (five pound note) -Lend us a Lady, mate.
Lemon Squeezy - Easy - It was Lemon, mate.
Loaf of Bread - Head - That's using the old Loaf.
Mince Pies- Eyes -You've got lovely Mince Pies my dear.
Mork and Mindy - Windy -It's a little bit Mork and Mindy today, innit?
Mother Hubbard - Cupboard - There's no grub in the Mother.
Nanny Goat - Coat - How much for the Nanny?
Nelson Mandela - Stella (Artois) - Mine's a pint of Nelson!
Oily Rag -Fag (cigarette) -Gis' an Oily, mate.
Pen and Ink - Stink - Eurgh! That Pen and Ink's!
Plates of Meat - Feet - I've been on me Plates all day.
Pony - £25 - Lend me a Pony?
Ruby Murray - Curry I'm going for a Ruby.
You did ask ...
and yes me jam jar is knackered lol