I don't have a stinky story, but...
My first Dane, Napoleon, was huge!!! He would go out side and pick up turtles and close his mouth over them and bring them in the house and let them go. I would catch something moving out of the corner of my eye, and it would be a 6in turtle walking across the floor! We had to say through the door, Napoleon , if you have a turtle, turn it loose, then we would hear it hit the steps "Klunk, Klunk, Klunk, rolling down before we let him in. I sure do miss that dog! :D