This is humor - my DH told me when he was young - about 8 years old in country school, the boys all lined up to see who could pee the highest over the fence; well it being a wooden fence, most could not get over - but one did and the wind came up right at the time he got it over - and he got it blasted back on him- no more trying ever went on after that!!
And boys will be boys - he never lived it down - every class reunion he gets reminded of it- cruel humor!