I told my OB/GYN that God obviously holds grudges. Eve ate that apple - we get menstruation, bad cramps then you get pregnant. Gained like 50 lbs, tons of stretch marks on my previously non-existant breasts and then the pleasure of delivering (natural childbirth) an 11 lb 1oz baby boy who grabbed a hold of my bladder on the way out while he was cracking my pelvis. Then to top it off - MENOPAUSE. Please God, give us women a break.