My little hound loved running the acres at MIL's. It was time to leave one summer day to return home and I noticed that he had been out rolling in "something" that he thought was nice and I didn't. I grabbed the hose and some hound shampoo and gave him a quick wash off. I rubbed him down with a towel and put the shampoo back, tossed him in car and headed down the road.
About 20 miles down the road I noticed a fragrance only to find that he'd rolled in some turkey doo. It was a very long 200 miles on a hot, hot summer day.