First of all, maybe your stitching is wonky because you are drinking whiskey while quilting! (hahaha). Second, I agree with those who said to finish it up and wash it. Third, stitch in the ditch is difficult. If your machine has the serpentine stitch, that is a really good one to use. It meanders back and forth in a wavy pattern. If you aren't super straight, it doesn't matter. I personally love it!