Oh, wait (sarcasm alert for those who don't 'get it')
You are SUPPOSED to be willing to pay TOP DOLLAR for the machine so you will 'get' FREE lessons with it....
or
You are SUPPOSED to be willing to pay TOP DOLLAR for the privilege of asking questions (try it sometime buwhahaha)
or
You are SUPPOSED to be willing to pay TOP DOLLAR to keep 'your local dealer' in business
I could keep going but you get the idea...