I'd just had to read you post because of the the title. I have a daughter who is in love with bacon. I saw a recipe book called "I love Bacon" I think I'll try to get her. There is also tiny little gift books and Barnes & Noble with a bacon title.
It would be hilarious if you found some fabric.
I have found that with printing on fabric, you could always make a block with bacon computer wallpaper printed on a sheet.
Would love to see what you actually get!!