When we were newly married...my ex would get a cold, he'd lay on the couch...moaning...I would ignore him :roll: he'd moan louder...I'd chuckle to myself from the other room....he would keep it up, louder and louder, until either I would come in and offer the proper amount of sympathy :roll: :roll: :roll: or the neighbors would be pounding on the wall wondering what all that racket was :lol: :oops: :oops: :lol: