TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO JOIN E-MAILERS ANONYMOUS
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10. You wake up at 3a.m. to go to the bathroom, and
check your email on the way back to bed.
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9. Your firstborn is named dotcom.
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8. You turn off your modem and are suddenly filled
with a feeling of emptiness, as if you just pulled the
plug on a loved one.
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7. You spend half of a plane trip with you laptop in
your lap...and your child in the overhead
compartment.
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6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year
or two, just for the free Internet access.
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5. You find yourself typing "com" after every
period.com
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4. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
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3. You move into a new home and decide to
Netscape before you landscape.
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2. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
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DRUM ROLL PLEASE
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AND THE NO. 1 SIGN THAT YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO JOIN E-MAILERS
ANONYMOUS:
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1. Immediately after reading this list, you email it to
someone.