A church pastor was having trouble coming up with funds for some needed repairs to the building. Sunday came, and so he pleaded with his congregation, "As we are passing the collection plate around, I ask you each to be as generous as you can. As an added incentive, the person who gives the most money may choose any three hymns for us to sing today."
When the pastor looked through the collection, there was a white envelope with $300 dollars in it. Being the highest amount, he asked who put this money in. A little old lady stepped forward. The pastor said, "In gratitude for such a generous offering, you may choose any three hymns." He tried to hand her a hymnal so she could make her selections, but she didn't take it. She turned around to the congregation, and pointed, "I choose him, him, and him!"