One summer we were up visiting my grandparents in Bellingham, WA up on the Kelly Road. We (me and cousin) got to go to the store with gandpa when he went. The last thing grandma told him on the way out the door "Don't go buying those girls a bunch of candy!"
He didn't. My cousin and I came home with two of the largest rainbow hard candy suckers he could find. He brought one for my sister and my other cousin to.
Grandma was seeing red. Us girls thought it was quite funny that grandpa had put one over on grandma by pointing out he didn't buy us all a bunch of candy. :-D