Oh my goodness, I don't think I've ever been so thankful that I don't have to the laundry wringer thing. I have no doubt I'd be stuck in there frequently!
My boob boo-boo story is when I got bit by a horse. I was in cleaning his stall, and he'd always been a good boy. For some reason, he turned his head around and took a big chomp! Thankfully, no blood or breaking of the skin, but teeth marks were clearly visible. He and I had a "talk", believe me! It turned all kinds of pretty colors, and I still had a hard lump in there a year after the incident.
I frequently "warm" them on the stove, and even blistered one once on a heating pad. You'd think I'd learn.... :oops: