I used to have a life...
I used to go to work and bring home the groceries. Now I spend all my money on fabric.
I used to have beautiful, well-behaved children. I haven't seen them lately, I think they grew up and moved away but I'm not really sure.
I used to dust and do laundry, and kept a lovely home. Now I only dust where I need to stack more fabric. Saves SO much time!
I used to make great meals for my family. Now Meals-On-Wheels saves me so much time better spent on this Board!
Now, now I sit staring at this screen all day, feeling inspired by all the beautiful projects the Board members are creating. I imagine all the quilts I'm going to make... if I still had a job to earn the money to buy fabric, and if I hadn't sold my sewing studio furniture to pay for my internet service!
LOL!