My son who works third shift stopped at my house this morning on his way home from work. Obviously very tired, he said he had driven via a country road rather than the freeway. He said, "Mom, I've never seen so many wild turkeys at one time as I did this morning. Where on earth did they come from?"
My smart aleck don't-ever-wake-me-from-a-sound-sleep mouth replied, "From eggs!" He shook his head, opened the door and left! Of course, I will never let him forget it!