Originally Posted by KVz

Two women met at a high school reunion. One was the popular girl from school, the other, well, not.

Not popular said, "What have you done since high school?"

Miss Popular said, "Well, I toured Europe for a year."

"Fantastic," said NP.

"Then I went to the best college money can buy."

"Fantastic," said NP.

"I met the most wonderful man, the president of a large corporation, and we had the most beautiful wedding."

"Fantastic," said NP.

"I have 2 wonderful children. My boy is a doctor and my girl just married another president of a large corporation."

"Fantastic," said NP.

"And what have you done since high school?" dripped Miss Popular.

"Oh, I went to finishing school," said NP.

"Oh really," sneered Miss Popular. "And what did you learn there?"

"To say 'fantastic' instead of b...s..."

So I say "fantastic" and smile to myself, knowing that only I know what I really meant.