http://www.5min.com/Video/Make-Your-...ants-121030145
http://www.fabric.com/notions-patter...p-pattern.aspx
I think this is hilarious! I too grew up with MC Hammer!! The first link is a 5 minute video on making them. The second link is for a Kwik Sew Pattern that is for women but I believe it could easily be adapted to men. Have fun!