Once you work for the school system you will know what odd names are
La-mon-jah-l0 (Lemonjello) and O-ron-jah-lo (Orangejello), lemon and orange jello
Fi-mal-lee (Female), the family first language wasn't english
Johnquail(John Quail) & Jonquil, they were named after street signs.
I personally knew a kindergartener named Sha-heed spelled Shi*head.
Forgot one!
E-phant (Infant) again, ESL