I agree with everything said here. This reminds me, however, of a joke.... It's from before implants and botox, but you get the idea.
Wifey took off her wig and put it on the dresser, took off her padded bra and put it on the dresser, took off her girdle (padded in the right places) and put it on the dresser, pulled out her teeth and put them on the dresser -- then crawled into bed.
Hubby crawled onto the dresser!