You can never change your nature,
That is far beyond your reach.
If you're born to be a lemon
You can never be a peach.
But there's a law of compensation--
That is what we always preach.
You can always squeeze a lemon,
But you c a n n o t s q u e e z e a peach!
(tune: "Silver Threads Among the Gold" )
I'm an onion--multi-layered, versatile, sometimes sweet, sometimes pungent, sometimes make you cry. Do best in cool weather.