Hey that's where I live!!
No joke we get all that here.
Big move though.
And no guarantees on the drought bit.
We get snow at Mt Macedon in winter, not enough to keep you in;
We swim in Port Phillip Bay in summer. And get sunburnt
We have beautiful spring flower displays in our botanical gardens.
And our Autumn(fall) leaves are just superb.
At the very least you need to visit!!