Don't you just LOVE those HST's??? Thanks for the morning chuckle, hope the rest of your thoughtful gift goes easier for you. BTW, just a little tip for you: Gnats HATE the scent of vanilla. I buy those "Christmas Tree" car air fresheners in vanilla scent and pin it on my blouse. Works like a charm. I always wondered why the farmers around here had them hanging from the back of their caps. Finally got up the courage to ask and they told me about keeping the gnats away.