You can think whatever you want as long as you have a smile on your face.
The Office Prayer:
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
(and my favorite part)
And help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the a__ that I might have to kiss tomorrow.